7 minutes ago   3036   Reblog

officialfrenchtoast:

angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

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2 hours ago   396659   Reblog

eventualprocrastination:

stunningpicture:

So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes

[Tom Hiddleston internally screaming in the distance]

4 hours ago   80117   Reblog

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

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Everything is available in my country. 

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sorry you were saying

6 hours ago   177182   Reblog

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

22 hours ago   247715   Reblog

it’s time to stop waiting

1 day ago   2474   Reblog

ofchaosandfire:

snowingblackout:

I’m just going to leave this here as a gentle reminder that Asgardians are not stupid, technology dumb idiots that just stomp around and break things. They’ve pretty much been there, and done that waaaaay before.

1 day ago   62263   Reblog

ghost-anus:

angryblackman:

anarkitti:

BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON

B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON

beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK

STOP

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This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist

1 day ago   66961   Reblog

cutiescootybooty:

owl-face:

mynameisbruni:

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off

I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE! 

sounds like somebody ripped their eyelid off

1 day ago   177622   Reblog

illogiqueen:

Bucky’s arm doesn’t intimidate Steve. He never feels threatened or unsafe around him, no matter how unpredictable Bucky can be.

But when the cold, cold metal touches his unsuspecting sleeping body, Steve jumps at least 10 feet above the bed.

Bucky secretly thinks it’s hysterical.

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I’ll be the one, if you want me to
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"Going by the reactions I’ve seen from film critics and my non-fan friends, Captain America: The Winter Soldier was an entertaining superhero movie that probably should’ve had more dialogue and fewer action sequences. But if you go by Marvel/Captain America fandom, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FILM WAS AGONY AND LIFE IS A WORTHLESS HELLSCAPE UNTIL STEVE AND BUCKY CAN BE TOGETHER AGAIN."

—(x)
1 day ago   114   Reblog

pain-art:

rememberby pain-art

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