So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes
[Tom Hiddleston internally screaming in the distance]
i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?
Everything is available in my country.
sorry you were saying
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
it’s time to stop waiting
I’m just going to leave this here as a gentle reminder that Asgardians are not stupid, technology dumb idiots that just stomp around and break things. They’ve pretty much been there, and done that waaaaay before.
BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON
B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON
beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK
This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist
Fuck you for being smart
this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY.
I may actually not suck at makeup now
Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off
I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE!
sounds like somebody ripped their eyelid off
Bucky’s arm doesn’t intimidate Steve. He never feels threatened or unsafe around him, no matter how unpredictable Bucky can be.
But when the cold, cold metal touches his unsuspecting sleeping body, Steve jumps at least 10 feet above the bed.
Bucky secretly thinks it’s hysterical.
I’ll be the one, if you want me to